Kiki

1. Very few things make me mad. Really. But I have absolutely NO tolerance for:
-Flakes/Timewasters
-NC/NS
-Liars. Especially bad ones.
I'm a nice fucking girl and expect people to be nice back to me. If you fall into any of the above categories, it would be in your best interest to never, ever contact me, or be prepared to have me tear you a new asshole if you do.

2. I fully encourage my current and potential clients to IM, e-mail or call me prior to setting up an appointment or just to catch up and say hello, as preliminary and continued interaction often takes any uncomfortable edge away and leads to beneficial client-provider relationships. However, I am not a pen pal, a therapist, a psychic hotline, potential girlfriend, etc. Please do not attempt to take advantge of my kindness and abuse this opportunity that I feel makes me unique and so different from most "strictly business" providers.

3. I am a reference friendly provider and have no issues vouching for most of my clients. This includes Date-Check and TER whitelist references, also. I do ask that you let me know ahead of time that you are wishing to use me as a reference. The only times I will NOT provide a reference are:

- If we did not have an enjoyable time together.
- If we have not seen each other in the last 3 months.
- If you are asking me to provide a reference to a provider who is not well established or has a negative track record (LE issues, B&S, etc).
- If you did not review me. No review, no reference. It's only fair :D

4. When contacting me, please use your manners, be respectful and refrain from using explicit language. Also, please do not ask about specific services that I offer or inquire about topics that I have already covered here on my site.

5. I am a naturally laid back and easy going person. While some aggressiveness on your part is fine, overly aggressive men are a complete turn off and quite frankly, make me extremely uncomfortable. When with me, let things naturally progress. Don't worry about rushing into things for fear that I will end your time prematurely.

6. Screening is MANDATORY. I cannot stress this fact enough. I screen not only to ensure my safety but to ensure yours as well. I couldn't care less if you are Jesus of Nazareth. If you refuse to supply me with the information that I have asked for, then I will not see you.

7. Between school, my personal life, and this, I am a very busy girl. That being said, I would appreciate if my time was respected and taken into consideration. When contacting me, please be serious with your inquiries and make sure to have at least skimmed over all pages of my site to avoid needlessly wasting time.

8. To prevent any potentially awkward situations, please be sure to place your donation in plain sight in an unsealed envelope within 10 minutes of your (or my) arrival. Make no mention or reference to money in exchange for sexual acts, as you will be asked to leave immediately.

9. Discretion and the quality not only of my sessions but also of the gentlemen that I see are important to me. Therefore I do not offer car dates nor do I offer "quickies". Please do not ask or try to persuade me to do so.

10. Lastly and most importantly, relax, have fun, and let me know if there is anything I can do to make your time spent with me more enjoyable. I'm a woman of many talents but mind reading isn't one of them.